- people: you have to be more lady like
- me: suck my dick
That awkward moment when you’re singing your song and you think that your voice is amazing…
Posted on May 24, 2012 with 24,888 notes x reblog this
Then you try to record your voice and it turned out you sound like a dying duck…
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- Me: *During sex I suddenly stopped & didn't move*
- Her: What are you doing?
- Me: Shutup bitch, I saw this on PornHub. It's called "buffering".
Headphones rule.
Posted on May 24, 2012 with 17,868 notes x reblog this
No headphones = you can talk to me
1 headphone = you can talk to me if I like you
2 headphones = fuck off
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officialkylieminoguedragqueen:
can you imagine beyonce telling you that you cant hang out with her
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